This may look to you like a standard NHL “power rankings” but let me assure you, friend, that it is anything but. These rankings are based entirely on how I feel about a team’s chances of winning the Cup, meaning you can’t tell me I’m wrong because these are my feelings and feelings can’t be wrong.
Please enjoy the Power Feelings.
32. Arizona Coyotes (Last time: 32)
It’s not just that they’re bad and purposely getting much worse. It’s that the misery seems to extend over the horizon to seasons we can’t even really think about yet. Are they still going to be this bad in 2026? At this point it honestly feels likely.
31. Columbus Blue Jackets (LT: 32)
This team only has 15 regulation wins. People thought they made big upgrades in the summer and were Going For It, and then you end up looking like